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If you had one month to live, what five things would you do?
Suggested by Acerebel.
I would do the following 'Love Story' style because 'A Walk to Remember' was lame. With the good clothes and Ali Smith's sex appeal, sans Mandy Moore's lousy god-has-my-back-does-he-have-yours attitude:
- Either make out or get unholy with Harrison Ford and his clone because two Harrison Fords could be better than one. But then if I could clone Harrison Ford, I could make a young Harrison Ford. Hmm. Maybe I'll wikipedia that later.
- Go to Shenanigans. Hahah. (It's a nightclub in my hometown that's small and shitty but it's cosy. By cosy I mean they bribed the police to not charge them for being a compact fire hazard) No. But tequila and beer should be in order.
- Evenly distribute my stuff. Daniel gets to be my post-mortem agent in charge of my diaries and somehow turning me into a dead cult phenomenon... like the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
- Be polyandrous. I'll marry a Sabahan, Turk, Englishman and... a Chinese guy from whichever country and not tell any one of them about the other.
- Leave my rotting flotsam on the Likas beach holding a water bottle full of sea water as a political-environmental statement then have my four husbands avenge me and clean up my hometown. Within that one month I would have trained them by then how to succeed me, politically. Daniel will know the truth because he has my diaries which he can sell for millions of dollars and use that money to build his own flying cars since he's been hankering to see flying cars in forever.
But in all honesty if I knew I was to die soon I wouldn't live like I was going to die tomorrow. I'd just live like I never knew when I was gonna die. I'm not kidding about the beer though.
