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This particular model from American Apparel continues to fascinate me. I think she's gorgeous but at the same time she looks just like me. Narcissistic much? It's very conflicting. Someone once told me that there's some apocalyptic prophecy that requires the unification of seven dopplegangers who will be separated across the world at birth. I've never met anyone who looked like me before. I already have a parallel life doppleganger, a less sane male version of myself and I know a Nadirah whose mum also owns a cookie factory. I wonder if they count. I've always wondered what it would be like to be part of an apocalyptic prophecy. I'd dig it. Why would an apocalypse need prophecies anyway? I don't get it. Buffy had four apocalypses and hardly as much prophecies.
I've been having a HORRIBLE week of magnanimous proportions but I deal with my problems relatively well. Still, doesn't mean that I don't feel bad yet I'm so so sure the apocalypse is nigh. In the second half of the week, my life has subscribed to animals revolting against me, the materialisation of ancient texts; the dethroning of a kingdom and news of the sacrifice of an innocent youth.
Animals. I hate geese because geese hate me. My parents have a pair and those things are bastards and misogynists. Yesterday, on the way to the train station I was minding my own business when this fucking gander starts hissing at me and I'm like "oh shiiiit not again." The fat, animated pillow was flying towards my head and THANK FUCK I had an umbrella and smacked that bitch down! I ran into the train station and it tried coming at me again but I managed to get away. What's the bird gonna accomplish attacking me? Do I REALLY need to remind it who's on top of the food chain? You'd think that things like that would very obviously be ingrained into an animal's sense. Seriously man. Fucking hate geese. Other animals that I despise: lampreys, hagfish, toads, giant locusts and select men. Eww lampreys.
Back to present, right now the word that sums up the utter confusion of my predicament is the French word 'hasard' which means chance or coincidence. It's also a dice game which derives from the Arabic word 'az-zhar' meaning dice. In the English language, hazard means peril, a danger of risk, threat. All things that happen occur for a reason also by chance (hasard) and if that is so... I guess we're all in danger.
I really hope things start picking up soon.
