4 posts tagged “qotd”
A friend brought it up the other day, that his ex's biggest fear about relationships was getting hurt. So instead of letting herself get hurt when she saw it coming, she would sabotage the relationship. It's such a curious thing and it made me wonder what people fear the most about romantic relationships. It's such an interesting question. For me, I figured that my biggest fear in a relationship is getting domesticated.
What's yours?
If you had one month to live, what five things would you do?
Suggested by Acerebel.
I would do the following 'Love Story' style because 'A Walk to Remember' was lame. With the good clothes and Ali Smith's sex appeal, sans Mandy Moore's lousy god-has-my-back-does-he-have-yours attitude:
- Either make out or get unholy with Harrison Ford and his clone because two Harrison Fords could be better than one. But then if I could clone Harrison Ford, I could make a young Harrison Ford. Hmm. Maybe I'll wikipedia that later.
- Go to Shenanigans. Hahah. (It's a nightclub in my hometown that's small and shitty but it's cosy. By cosy I mean they bribed the police to not charge them for being a compact fire hazard) No. But tequila and beer should be in order.
- Evenly distribute my stuff. Daniel gets to be my post-mortem agent in charge of my diaries and somehow turning me into a dead cult phenomenon... like the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
- Be polyandrous. I'll marry a Sabahan, Turk, Englishman and... a Chinese guy from whichever country and not tell any one of them about the other.
- Leave my rotting flotsam on the Likas beach holding a water bottle full of sea water as a political-environmental statement then have my four husbands avenge me and clean up my hometown. Within that one month I would have trained them by then how to succeed me, politically. Daniel will know the truth because he has my diaries which he can sell for millions of dollars and use that money to build his own flying cars since he's been hankering to see flying cars in forever.
But in all honesty if I knew I was to die soon I wouldn't live like I was going to die tomorrow. I'd just live like I never knew when I was gonna die. I'm not kidding about the beer though.
What are the weirdest song titles in your playlist or music collection?
Submitted by Charline.
Avenue Q - I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today
Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple
Mindless Self-Indulgence - Masterbates
"Death with the ba... ba...
Death with the ba... ba... right gun
Chuck it
Television is good for you - it's not the best
Cause nothing beats the feel of your f***ing breasts
And so big and so bad and so large
Masturbation is good for you - it's not the best
Cause nothing beats the touch of your c***oris
It's so wet and so round and so deep
Death with the right gun
I'm thinkin' i'm uh masturbates oh no
Nothing but sweat inside my hands
Masturbation is good for you - it's not the best
Cause nothing beats the feel of your tight old ass
It's so big and so round and so fat"
MSI takes the cake.
What was your favorite game to play at recess in grade school?
Submitted by Elisheva Chana.
Tag. My friend Ashley and I started playing with a small group during recess. Eventually our game became so popular that it grew to maybe nearly 100 kids and each of them would come up to Ashley and I to request permission to play. Ashley approved the boys, I approved the girls. No one knew who decided that but it was just how things were.
We'd alternate days between which gender was 'it' but we'd always try to con the guys into being 'it' because we liked getting hugged when they caught us. Hahah. But eventually we got stopped when the teachers from the senior grades started complaining about how noisy we were. Boo.
